Paris Hilton Nude In A Volkswagen
Have you ever wondered why there are photos of xxx Paris Hilton doing all sorts of naughty, sexy things in cars other than Volkswagens? I have. In fact, I’ve given this a lot of thought lately, and frankly I’m insulted. The question is, why not? Why hasn’t our sweet, talented, demure, ever-so-flirtatious and cute Paris Hilton ever been spotted cavorting in a Volkswagen naked? Isn’t The People’s Wagon good enough for her? That’s what I wanna know.
Let’s face it, Paris Hilton spends so much time in various states of undress that it’s a wonder she hasn’t been spotted riding a donkey naked, let alone driving around with her bits and pieces hanging out in a Volkswagen. I mean, I think we can all agree that pubic, errrr, public nudity is not a problem for Ms. Paris, yet I have never seen her scantily clad and honking the horn of a GTI. Have you? This is a problem for me.
Let’s keep it real for a second. Paris Hilton has been seen practically naked in or on just about every other car on the planet. If you have followed her “career” as much as I have then you know it’s true. The girl just cannot keep her panties on, and she proves it whenever she has even the slightest chance. My beef with Paris Hilton is not that she refuses to grow up and conduct herself with some degree of class. Oh no. That’s not it at all. It’s that she is being discriminatory. Paris and her little starlet buddies need to do just a little more in the area of equal opportunity advertising for Volkswagen!
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